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"The little blue pill works for many men, but not for everyone. Clearly, you are a special case, Mr. MConfrontation."
Oops! Probably should have let that last phone call go to voice mail.
The choice of venue for this year's International Gender Equity Conference and Balloon Race was fraught with symbolism.
"'All you do is sit around on your ass', he says, 'Why don't you get your ass out of here and go parade your ass around in the town square.' 'What if I don't want to?', I say, and he says, 'Well, then, I'm going to kick your ass.' Poor guy -- he'll be out of the hospital in a few days. By the way, are you sure that camera angle won't make my ass look too big? Anyway, I brought my ass down here right away, because I've been told I have a great ass, and I want to show it off to everyone, thinking I might sell my ass to the highest bidder. But if you don't have at least ten bucks, you can kiss my ass."
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