Monday, June 25, 2007

Random Flickr-Blogging: img_6327

Originally uploaded by sputtnik.
Random Flickr-blogging explained.
Although the choreography and staging are very good, the concept is poorly conceived and executed; ultimately, the new musical Frank Sinatra In Hell falls short as either art or entertainment.

Originally uploaded by Pierrespics.
The 2006 Hokey-Pokey finalists are shown here as they put their left feet in, they put their left feet out, they put their left feet in; it was then -- as they began to shake it all about -- that tragedy struck.

Originally uploaded by Most Original Photographer.
China fires the first shot in the inevitable trade war, with a diabolical plan to put Dairy Queen out of business.

Originally uploaded by millerjont.
"From the flight deck, this is the captain. I have some good news and bad news. The bad news is that we're unable to reach Air Traffic Control to get clearance to land, we have one engine on fire, and we're almost out of fuel. The good news is that we're making excellent time..."

Originally uploaded by iMiNg@eU.
It's a long way to the top, if you want to rock 'n' roll.

Originally uploaded by Greg & Patty.
If you think that looks appetizing, you should have seen it before I ate it.

Originally uploaded by Revista Colectiva.
"Take me to your leader."

"Wait a minute; you mean to tell me he's your leader? Well, who's second-in-command?"

"You must be kidding...Oh, never mind, just take me to some place I can get egg rolls and ice cream, or I'll blow this pitiful planet to smithereens and put you all out of your misery."

Monday, June 18, 2007

Random Flickr-Blogging: img_5788

Originally uploaded by Kevin Luckhurst.
Random Flickr-blogging explained.
"Mr. Cheney, by order of the Department of Justice, I'm placing you under arrest. Now, please empty your pockets and place the contents on the table..."

Originally uploaded by abmarketers.
I think it would have worked out between us, if not for the foot hair issue.

Originally uploaded by TranceMist.
"Please listen closely and try to understand what I'm saying to you, OK? Your ... hat ... brim ... is ... embedded ... in ... my ... forehead!"

Originally uploaded by n_sonic.
Although federal regulations prohibit any commercial grower from adding hormones or steroids to chicken products, industry sources say enforcement has been lax under the current administration.

Originally uploaded by robt1975.
"Ladies, we appreciate your willingness to testify before the Judiciary Committee; however, please let Mr. Rove know that after we examine you thoroughly -- er, that is to say, when we are finished questioning you, which should only take a week or so -- we will insist that Mr. Rove himself appear to testify."

Originally uploaded by FreaksAnon.
"You know, Bud, in some ways, dolphins are smarter than humans."

"Yes, Sandy, I know that...but what's Flipper trying to say now?"

"What is it, Flipper? ... he's saying 'Impeach ... the ... motherf--' ... FLIPPER!!!"

Monday, June 11, 2007

Random Flickr-Blogging: img_1515

Originally uploaded by hamspace2006.
Random Flickr-blogging explained.
Anecdotal evidence is mounting that -- judging by some of the side effects -- Coca Cola went a little outside the envelope with their latest formula.

Originally uploaded by cdtpics.
"All right, wise guys; I'm going to close my eyes and count to ten, and when I open them, those heads better be right back where they belong, or no recess for any of you."

Originally uploaded by arojas.acain.
Since wind power is such a new, unproven technology, I can't see it ever being deployed successfully and making a significant contribution.

Originally uploaded by sigridbennike.
The answer to this week's movie trivia question is: City Lights, The King And I, and The Old Man and The Sea

Originally uploaded by nitesh307.
Technology is being tested that will finally allow there to be a Starbucks established on every 1,500 square feet of the earth's surface.

Originally uploaded by DreadPirate.
[The following does not necessarily represent the views of management.]

New York's alright if you wanna be pushed in front of the subway!
New York's alright if you like tuberculosis!
New York's alright if you like art and jazz!
New York's alright if you're a homosexual!

New York's alright...

...if you like saxophones!

New York's alright if you like drunks in your doorway!
New York's alright if you wanna freeze to death!
New York's alright if you wanna get mugged or murdered!

New York's alright...

...if you like saxophones!

Fear -- New York's Alright (If You Like Saxophones) (1982)

Monday, June 04, 2007

Random Flickr-Blogging: img_7154

Please also see these fine contributions from Mike, Generik, Kathy, Kelly, Deb, spyderkl, Ben, dday, SAP, George, Joan, Doug, and Nash.

Originally uploaded by RichardBangsAdventures.
Random Flickr-blogging explained.
Did you ever have one of those "I could be sitting at home in an armchair dozing off to Tucker Carlson" moments?

Originally uploaded by Roca' Zhang.
Ancient artifacts from the Peter Max dynasty.

Originally uploaded by Mr. Buns.
Woodrow "Woody" Woodman starts off Happy Hour with his usual creasote-and-polyurethane cocktail.

Originally uploaded by berg_chabot.
A hard clothesline to the back -- she didn't give him any more trouble after that.

Originally uploaded by entom.
[Insert joke about U.S. immigration policy here]

Originally uploaded by
Gulp...Could you repeat the question, please?

-- or --

No, I don't have any connections at the World Bank; why do you ask?