Random Flickr-Blogging: img_6564

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Originally uploaded by bitmapr.
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"No, we don't have an airport in Spideyville -- home of the world's only pair of grain elevators painted to look exactly like the World Trade Center towers -- why do you ask?"

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Originally uploaded by Clément Guillaume.

Members of the press as they are marched at gunpoint to yet another Hillary Clinton rally.

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Originally uploaded by narrativeMAN.

John McCain released the results of his medical exams in order to defuse any criticisms based on his age, but it backfired when this close-up of his left earlobe and the carbon-dating results were leaked to the press.

Random Flickr-Blogging: img_3392

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At the risk of exposing myself as not being able to resist a cheap gag, a slap at the accordion, or a recycled joke, here goes...

Originally uploaded by oberlep27.
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"Regrets...I've had a few...but then again...too few to mention...although I think I mighta mixed up the blue and the red pills again, if ya knowwhaddamean...thank you...thank you very much..."

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Originally uploaded by danwashburn.com.

Wow -- nice buns!

(Oh, come on -- like you weren't thinking it yourself.)

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Originally uploaded by Patcave.

Althea and Mavis realized a lifelong dream when they were inducted into the secret and exclusive Whiplash & Corset Society.

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Originally uploaded by Robotkid.

The Green Party, having chosen its presidential candidate, examines its prospects for November success.

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Originally uploaded by Donny Russ.

"Your attention please...please remain calm...the terrorists will be making their way through the train, but they have assured us that as long as they don't find anyone with excessive tattoos or a ridiculous hat, nobody will be harmed."

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Originally uploaded by Joey & David.

"Gas prices -- what gas prices? I haven't been to a gas station in three years."

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Originally uploaded by ais3n.

In situations like these, I always play the "He who smelt it, dealt it" card.

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Originally uploaded by The Pageman.

He turned to look at the stage, and instantly regretted hiding the cocaine in the microphone.

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Originally uploaded by farow.

"There he is, officer...the very idea -- and with small children watching, too!"

(One of an ongoing series)

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Originally uploaded by Yakpimp.

"Aaaagh...when you said it was time to drain the lizard, I thought..."

Random Flickr-Blogging: img_1671

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Originally uploaded by Stephen Burtch.
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"Hey, man, great wedding -- but aren't you supposed to wait nine months before you pass out the cigars? Ha, ha...What's that?...Well, six months, then."

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Originally uploaded by kustomrydes.

"Well, no, I'm not really part of the car show; I called AAA back in '62, and I'm still waiting for a tow truck."

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Originally uploaded by JaMmCat.

"For the crime of playing accordion in public, I sentence you to wear a garish costume and pretend to play accordion in every street festival in the country."

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Originally uploaded by Cameron_Talley.

"Hey, let's run away together."

Originally uploaded by xavi_242.

"I can't; my parents are watching me every minute."