Concerned about the spread of capitalist/imperialist consumerism among China's youth, officials have begun an intense early-childhood program of aversion therapy.
Originally uploaded by gbell."All right, Michelangelo, so it's not the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel; let's see you put that liberal arts degree to work anyway and start paintin'. Kickoff is in forty-five minutes."
Occasionally people were caught off guard by the child's salty vocabulary.
"Yes, I know Jack Welch has expensive tastes, but in this case, a reasonably faithful copy would have been sufficient. Please return this to the British Museum at once."