A corollary of the Infinite Monkey Theorem
states that one monkey with one typewriter can produce, in ten minutes, something infinitely more comprehensible than Ralph Nader's grasp of reality.
John McCain, the NSA, the TSA, and the Division of Homeland Security have all teamed up to bring the "Living In Fear For The Next Hundred Years" roadshow to your town between now and the November election.
Meanwhile, right now, somewhere in this great land of ours, a Barack Obama rally is starting...
"Why do people do bad things? Why can't we all just love each other? Why can't the nations of the world get along together in peace? Why doesn't Ralph Nader get run over by a truck?"
"...so I shot Ralph Nader in Reno, just to watch him die..."
Labels: Barack Obama, election, John McCain, Ralph Nader, Random Flickr-Blogging