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The Scandinavians, usually so stoic, shocked the world with their defiant solidarity.
"While your experience with the Justice League of America is impressive, Ms. -- um -- Woman, I'm sorry to tell you that -- unfortunately -- it doesn't qualify you to replace Alberto Gonzalez at the Department of Justice."
Dear Mr. Knievel,
Thank you for your inquiry. We have determined that -- although you are airborne, and although your engine is running -- your activities do not at this time meet FAA criteria to be classified as powered flight, and as such, are not governed by federal aviation regulations.
Regards,
The Federal Aviation Administration
"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen; it's been my pleasure to play for you for the last three hours. For my encore, I'd like to play my special 20-minute version of Mission of Burma's That's When I Reach For My Revolver."
Then someone did just that.
"While your experience with the Justice League of America is impressive, Ms. -- um -- Woman, I'm sorry to tell you that -- unfortunately -- it doesn't qualify you to replace Alberto Gonzalez at the Department of Justice."
Dear Mr. Knievel,
Thank you for your inquiry. We have determined that -- although you are airborne, and although your engine is running -- your activities do not at this time meet FAA criteria to be classified as powered flight, and as such, are not governed by federal aviation regulations.
Regards,
The Federal Aviation Administration
"Thank you, ladies and gentlemen; it's been my pleasure to play for you for the last three hours. For my encore, I'd like to play my special 20-minute version of Mission of Burma's That's When I Reach For My Revolver."
Then someone did just that.
posted by Shiltone at 8:05 PM
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