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Originally uploaded by Jackie Chan & Neil Finns Biggest Fan.
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A corollary of the Infinite Monkey Theorem states that one monkey with one typewriter can produce, in ten minutes, something infinitely more comprehensible than Ralph Nader's grasp of reality.

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Originally uploaded by ScottHernandez.

John McCain, the NSA, the TSA, and the Division of Homeland Security have all teamed up to bring the "Living In Fear For The Next Hundred Years" roadshow to your town between now and the November election.

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Originally uploaded by linktoyou.

Meanwhile, right now, somewhere in this great land of ours, a Barack Obama rally is starting...

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Originally uploaded by fuchsia....

"Why do people do bad things? Why can't we all just love each other? Why can't the nations of the world get along together in peace? Why doesn't Ralph Nader get run over by a truck?"

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Originally uploaded by nicholasmartin.

"...so I shot Ralph Nader in Reno, just to watch him die..."

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Originally uploaded by chuck.j.
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It's a sign of our amazing times that, with only a few hours of plugging in patch cords and adjusting knobs, you can produce...a musical note!

[Personal historical note: I "played" one of these in college, and I think Tom did, too.]

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Originally uploaded by tandem6066.

Cliff was starting to regret bringing his imaginary friend on the trip. He didn't mind doing all the pedaling himself, but now he was starting to wish he had insisted on steering.

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Originally uploaded by joseph1111x.

"Now see here, my good sir; not only would the prince not be able to produce a single note from the instrument if he were to -- as you say -- suck, but, as you'll be able to ascertain in a moment when he begins his performance on the royal sousaphone, Prince Charles most assuredly blows."

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[Cross-posted at If I Ran The Zoo.]

Originally uploaded by baileyjoshuae.
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"For the love of God, what more proof do you need? I'm begging you -- get PETA on the horn right now!"

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Originally uploaded by faustastic.

Based on recent trends within the party, the site committee for the 2012 Republican National Convention decided to consider all options.

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Originally uploaded by Rocotw.

Their rapid transit system was not the most efficient, but it was everybody's favorite.

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Originally uploaded by BEAT TOUR.

In addition to warning labels about consumption of alcohol by pregnant women, these other warning labels are being considered:

Labels warning against consumption of alcohol by women who are about to become pregnant, even inadvertently...

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Originally uploaded by qpsk4.

...or accidentally ingesting Rogaine® while pregnant...

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Originally uploaded by c_b_h.

...and labels urging pregnant women to use moderation regarding chlorophyll supplements.

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Originally uploaded by The Cat in the Hay.

"When he stops laughing, ask him if he has any specific reservations about my proposal to repeal the 22nd Amendment."

Random Flickr-Blogging: img_5968

[Cross-posted at If I Ran The Zoo.]

Originally uploaded by sabo-kitty.
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Cast members relax between takes on the set of The Necktie That Ate Provincetown.

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Originally uploaded by Mr. T.14.H.

All that was left for Giuliani's staff to do was to clear out the campaign offices.

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Originally uploaded by rst90274.

Meanwhile, the Ron Paul Revolution rolls on...

Plus Ça Change, Plus Ça Reste La Même

Friday Random Ten, with a twist...

Jimmy Bosch - "Canta Mi Mozambique" - Salsa Dura
The Rolling Stones - "Time Is On My Side" - Singles Collection: The London Years (Disc 1)
The Stanley Brothers - "A Life Of Sorrow" - The Complete Columbia Stanley Brothers (1949-1952)
The Ramones - "Sheena Is A Punk Rocker" - All The Stuff (And More) Vol. II
Bebel Gilberto - "Tanto Tempo" - Tanto Tempo
Sonic Youth - "Pink Steam" - Rather Ripped
Rice University Marching Owl Band - "Louie Louie" - Best of Louie Louie
The Shins - "The Past And Pending" - Oh, Inverted World
MC5 - "High School" - Back In The U.S.A.
Bob Dylan - "Red Cadillac and a Black Moustache" - Good Rockin' Tonight - The Legacy of Sun Records

Bonus: The Who - "Anyway Anyhow Anywhere" - Meaty Beaty Big And Bouncy