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At the risk of exposing myself as not being able to resist a cheap gag, a slap at the accordion, or a recycled joke, here goes...
"Regrets...I've had a few...but then again...too few to mention...although I think I mighta mixed up the blue and the red pills again, if ya knowwhaddamean...thank you...thank you very much..."
Wow -- nice buns!
(Oh, come on -- like you weren't thinking it yourself.)
Althea and Mavis realized a lifelong dream when they were inducted into the secret and exclusive Whiplash & Corset Society.
The Green Party, having chosen its presidential candidate, examines its prospects for November success.
"Your attention please...please remain calm...the terrorists will be making their way through the train, but they have assured us that as long as they don't find anyone with excessive tattoos or a ridiculous hat, nobody will be harmed."
"Gas prices -- what gas prices? I haven't been to a gas station in three years."
Originally uploaded by ais3n. In situations like these, I always play the "He who smelt it, dealt it" card.
He turned to look at the stage, and instantly regretted hiding the cocaine in the microphone.
Originally uploaded by farow. "There he is, officer...the very idea -- and with small children watching, too!"
(One of an ongoing series)
"Aaaagh...when you said it was time to drain the lizard, I thought..."