Random Flickr Blogging: img_3847

Originally uploaded by dogseat.
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"Premiering this Saturday on Fox! It's Holy Sabbath meets Black Sabbath, as Sister Harriet tries to keep an aging, drug-addled heavy-metal star on the straight and narrow, in The New Adventures of Ozzy and Harriet!"

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Originally uploaded by jessicabennett.

"Well, you didn't win the vacation home, the car, or the cash, but you did win what's behind door number twelve...a brand-new NEMA 1 model N1C122006 electrical subpanel enclosure, made of 14-gauge steel, with continuous hinged covers, and weldnuts provided for mounting optional subpanels. The N1C122006 has an ANSI-61 gray polyester powder finish inside and out, and is UL and CSA certified..."

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Originally uploaded by snookfin.

Ibrahim Wallace celebrates his title Sunday at the 2007 International Championship-Belt-Wearing Championships in St. Louis. Wallace was the only contender to remain standing while wearing 37 championship belts...

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Originally uploaded by tagp.

"Give me an I!...
Give me an M!...
Give me a P!...
Give me an E!...
Give me an A!...
Give me a C!...
Give me an H!..."

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Originally uploaded by oxje.

If our continued presence in Iraq is based on the readiness of the Iraqi army, I think we're going to be there a while.

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Originally uploaded by danlikesbikes.

The Judds' comeback tour allowed them to connect with an entirely new audience.

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Originally uploaded by ultraclay!.

"Jeez, I thought I'd heard every kilt joke there is...lemme write this down, so I don't forget...'because a zipper would scare the sheep'."

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Originally uploaded by timmetro69.

"Regrets...I've had a few...but then again...too few to mention...unless you count the realization that I probably shouldn't have had that third bratwurst..."

Random Flickr Blogging: img_3318

Originally uploaded by jjchow.
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In order to survive, baby seals have been resorting to clever disguises.

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Originally uploaded by mr beleth.

When cardboard mailing tubes are outlawed, only outlaws will have cardboard mailing tubes.

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Originally uploaded by eriksfca.

"Igor, you fool! That setting is too high! Dr. Montopolis warned us that the Hypercleavatron™ must be used with extreme care!"

(Original concept by Nash.)

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Originally uploaded by Simon Davison.

Can you tell that gas was once 29¢ a gallon?

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Originally uploaded by linolo.

I forget whether it was Cezanne or Picasso who first said, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?"

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Originally uploaded by Abbey's world.

After a day of filling diapers and screaming at the top of your lungs, who doesn't want to grab a cold one and kick back?

Random Flickr-Blogging: IMG_4374

Originally uploaded by munmun.
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"I wish I knew how to quit you, Mister Ed."

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Originally uploaded by gin&juice.

How do 5 million e-mails get accidentally deleted? "One at a time", said this exhausted White House staffer.

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Originally uploaded by Burnszilla.

Generally, the terms "high-end retailer" and "shack" are mutually exclusive.

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Originally uploaded by janoc100.

"We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril."
"I don't think I was."
"Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril."
"Look, let me go back in there and face the peril."
"No, it's too perilous."
"Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can."
"No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on."
"Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?"
"No. It's unhealthy."
"I bet you're gay."

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Originally uploaded by Beta Kate.

Friends don't let friends sing drunk.

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Originally uploaded by miles, etc..

"E-mails? No e-mails in here. But if I find any, you'll be the first to know, Senator Leahy."

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Originally uploaded by jtb.

These folks are having a great time; guess they don't know about the giant teapot coming to a boil just out of the picture...

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Originally uploaded by jayhlee17.

(series continued from last week)

Helmut launches into his most-requested song, "Far, Far Away".

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Originally uploaded by petermacrae1.

The lingering malevolence, one that had the country in the grip of paralyzing fear, was finally traced to an ancient building on a forgotten side street in lower Manhattan.

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Originally uploaded by Gav Cooney.

"Hey, you in the shorts -- no cutting in line!"

Random Flickr-Blogging: img_5900

Originally uploaded by HK James Ho.
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Another time-honored tradition, observed in many different cultures and handed down from generation to generation, is the lampshade-on-the-head gag.

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Originally uploaded by Ian Hampton.

This is just one man's opinion, but I think the girls should have another drink or two before they try to remove that tape.

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Originally uploaded by caracottinghamphotograp
hy.

Law enforcement has a new sub-lethal weaponry option with the development of the head-blurring gun.

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Originally uploaded by conrado4.

"Is it my imagination, or has the homecoming queen gained a little weight?"

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Originally uploaded by jitetsu.

Superheroes go carbon-neutral.

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Originally uploaded by Cassie Burniston.

The federal witness protection program has tried to be more creative lately, as it struggles to operate within tight budget constraints.

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Originally uploaded by kennycharn.

Giuliani, Romney, and McCain are clearly trying to outdo each other at wooing the conservative base.

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Originally uploaded by bpmuzik.

Q. What's the difference between an accordion and an onion?

A. People cry when you cut up an onion.

Random Flickr-Blogging: img_5633

Originally uploaded by jakedobkin.
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This glimpse into the dark recesses of Dick Cheney's psyche was brought to you by the G.E. - Enron - Halliburton - Exxon - Pfizer - Phillip Morris family of companies.

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Originally uploaded by imeatingwaffles.

I know it's not a scientific poll, but Mitt, baby, the votes are in!

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Originally uploaded by rymus.

Villager with a torch, just before he -- in a stunning reversal of fortune -- is chased down by an angry mob of Frankenstein monsters.

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Originally uploaded by BBCHS Football.

They loved their coach, and trusted him, but after their opponents had scored seventeen unanswered touchdowns, they started to doubt that forming an impenetrable wall along the goal line at the other end of the field was a winning strategy.

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Originally uploaded by madewith.

Gotta move it on down the line, babe. Time for my bootheels to be wandering...I'm like the tumbling tumbleweed; can't be tied down any one place for too long, you know...See you further on up the road...I...I...

...I WANT MY MOMMY!

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Originally uploaded by gutschge.

Queer Eye For the Straight Guy: Outtakes, Vol. 3 - The Hopeless Cases

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Originally uploaded by bfitzpatrick.

"You are, too? Well how about that? Hey sweetheart, whaddya say we dispense with the preliminaries, throw back a couple of pints, and get busy?"

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Originally uploaded by orchidgirl.

I guess next time I shell out $600 for front-row seats for The Red Hot Chili Peppers, I'll be reading the fine print.

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Originally uploaded by keyxote.

"These magic headphones make everything you stare at look bigger...allow me to demonstrate."