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...and when you join the Republican Party as a Sustaining Member, not only will you be making a patriotic stand against the evils of free speech, democracy, and the Constitution, but you'll also receive this special bonus gift (see photo, right) for your very own, as a gesture of our appreciation for believing in this Administration and its unchallenged record of success. Without Americans like you, none of this would have been possible.
Sincerely,
Karl Rove
His lifelong dream fulfilled, tears welled up in Ken's eyes as he accepted the award for Best Oversized-Check Designer.
If diversity is strength, then Coney Island is the most powerful nation in the world.
As the old saying goes:
"Better to light a candle than to curse the stupidity of power industry deregulation, which has not only brought about a significant decrease in reliability -- as a natural outcome of profit pressures to concentrate on distribution rather than production -- but also created the lack of accountability that made the Enron scandal possible."
Dear Valued Customer,
Please be assured that Verizoncould give a flying #*!@ shares your concern about the dwindling number of pay phones, and that we are tearing them down as fast as we can doing everything we can to investigate the situation, as we are committed to obscenely excessive profits complete customer satisfaction. In the meantime, maybe you would like to learn about our cell phone plans, which will make you think there is a vacuum cleaner attached to your wallet provide a convenient, cost-effective way for you to communicate when you are away from home.
Sincerely,
Verizon Customer Service
We must confront the sousaphone-playing jihadists at away games so that we don't have to fight them at home games.
Sincerely,
Karl Rove
His lifelong dream fulfilled, tears welled up in Ken's eyes as he accepted the award for Best Oversized-Check Designer.
If diversity is strength, then Coney Island is the most powerful nation in the world.
As the old saying goes:
"Better to light a candle than to curse the stupidity of power industry deregulation, which has not only brought about a significant decrease in reliability -- as a natural outcome of profit pressures to concentrate on distribution rather than production -- but also created the lack of accountability that made the Enron scandal possible."
Dear Valued Customer,
Please be assured that Verizon
Sincerely,
Verizon Customer Service
We must confront the sousaphone-playing jihadists at away games so that we don't have to fight them at home games.
posted by Shiltone at 5:59 AM
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