"Honey, it's the neighbors -- they'd like us to take down our Columbus Day decorations."
This sculpture commemorates the struggle of the workers to fix their unwavering gaze on the horizon while they posed for the sculpture.
Friends don't let friends vote Republican...
...so, if you know someone that seems particularly receptive to Republican ideas...
...please take immediate action, or call your local voter fraud hotline.
Don't worry, sweetheart, you'll be out Wednesday morning, after the votes have been counted.
...and on the 37th day, God created the 454-cubic-inch big-block V-8 engine.
"Dear Lord, we ask your blessings on this horse; the front part of it, the middle part of it, and finally -- oh, that reminds me -- Dear Lord, also bless Dick Cheney, President Bush, Paul Wolfowitz, Karl Rove, and all of the Republican Presidential candidates. Amen."
At first, putting the entire wedding party up on stilts seemed like a bad idea, but the maid of honor has adjusted to it very nicely, as you can see.
Either the one in the middle is the designated driver, or she swallowed her straw and is hoping nobody notices.
Pink and green fedoras signaled the beginning of the end of the tough-guy gangster era.
Originally uploaded by jpete.Because of the language barrier, it's not clear what this is advertising, but my money's on pharmaceuticals or lawn care products.